Woke

When gay people exist, apparently. This word is mostly used by people on the right side of the political spectrum to describe anything they disagree with. Gun control, critical race theory, climate change activists, and most famously, LGBTQ+ individuals or things.

“Bro, did you hear Bud Light went woke?”

Oingled

To be so stoned that you do things such as laugh at your own thoughts, forget crucial information, speak in gibberish, etc. this term can also encompass being so stoned you have an inability to perform basic functions, such as walking.

Bro, how much did you take? You’re absolutely oingled right now!