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Camel Tongue

(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.

I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.

by Austin Pealy February 19, 2007

40πŸ‘ 58πŸ‘Ž


Bloody Trumpet

N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.

Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!

by Austin Pealy June 19, 2014


meatless grinder

(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.

"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

10πŸ‘ 1πŸ‘Ž


Beefy 5 layer

(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.

Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!

by Austin Pealy April 25, 2016


scissor fight

(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.

"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

17πŸ‘ 6πŸ‘Ž


toaster oven

(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.

"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

25πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž


shitstol whip

(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.

Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!

by Austin Pealy October 13, 2016