(N) A tongue found between a camel toe.
I was so pissed to find my roomate in a camel tongue with my girlfriend.
40π 58π
N: Fellatio from the girl you had intercourse with while she was on the rag.
Good God, what's on Rebecca's face? Crap, did she give Eddie a bloody trumpet again?!
(v): From the East Coast name for a submarine sandwich, the act of two women grinding their vaginas together with no penis present.
"My sister just called me to tell me about the meatless grinder she fired up with her roommate."
10π 1π
(N): a post-intercourse penis coated with feces, bmc, semen, urine, and tears of the woman involved.
Earl, for the love of god, get that beefy 5 layer away from me, I'm not crying for show!
(v): A lesbian act of non-dick coitus.
"Now I know why my girlfriend left me, I just caught her scissor fighting her house mother!"
17π 6π
(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"
25π 16π
(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!