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(V): The act of farting in an elevator as you step out, thereby leaving a present for future riders to enjoy.
"Joe, what was that sound?"
"Oh, I just toaster ovened this elevator!!"
(v): the act of filling a thin, preferably polyester or rayon dress sock with diarrhea and smacking someone across the face with it leaving behind a brown stain and droplets of liquid fecal matter. Similar to pistol-whipping, but doing so with a sock full of diarrhea.
Damn, I know Eric was a dick last night, but Jen's shitstol whip this morning was still out of line!
(v) to clear the contents of a bone...either while eating chicken wings/ribs, or performing fellatio. Common among obese people and sorority pledges.
After Jethro smoked her chicken breasts, Stacy spent a wild night bone clearing Jethro.
(v): The act of farting in the gondola ride up Mount Fuji.
"Oh crap, Joe, did you just bento box this gondola? Banzaii!!"
(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.
I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!
(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.
Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!
Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.
Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.