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Shart art

(N): artwork created by the unintentional or intentional act of farting on the back of a toilet, a canvas, or a person and then actually sharting. The result resembles splatter art but smells very different. One can impact the appearance of shart art by consuming food coloring or glitter.

I was depressed when i entered the bathroom but really perked up when i saw the shart art Rosie left behind!

by Austin Pealy December 25, 2024


homeless balls

(n): The scrotal odor produced by avoiding personal hygiene for a minimum of 72 hours during a heat wave, especially when lacking air conditioning.

"Joe, holy crap, what is that godawful smell?"
"It's just my homeless balls honey. Nothing to worry about, I'm just on vacation and don't want to bathe!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

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bento box

(v): The act of farting in the gondola ride up Mount Fuji.

"Oh crap, Joe, did you just bento box this gondola? Banzaii!!"

by Austin Pealy August 22, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 27๐Ÿ‘Ž


milking the moose

(v): Jerking off Jered the Subway guy before he went on his diet.

I'd love a cold cut combo, but I can't do it since Steve was milking the moose last weekend!

by Austin Pealy January 16, 2012

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


felchulance

(V). The act of farting in your partner's face during the act of felching.

Mike, you asshole...get that felchulance under control. It stinks back here!

by Austin Pealy February 17, 2014


taintergy

Energy derived from two taints rubbing together at a high rate of speed. Usually found when two lesbians bump tacos.

Damn, Rosie's so fat she lights up the whole neighborhood with her taintergy.

by Austin Pealy August 20, 2006

33๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž