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The Rodeo

Supplies: closet full of friends, Video camera, Timer, A
girl willing to take it from behind.

Instructions: Begin to Ass-fuck your girl.
Your friends hide in the closet with the Video
camera, and the timer.
When nearing orgasm, signal your friends to
run out of the closet filming the girl (bull)
and screaming wildly as if at the rodeo.
Start the timer.
Count loudly and try to hold on for your full
8 seconds.

The girl will try to cover herself up, don't let her. Keep riding her till the timer is up.

Guy: Call The gang together! we're going to pull The Rodeo on
my new girl!
Friend: Awesome! I'll call everyone, and get my timer!
Guy: Great! I'll get my camera and call the girl.

by Austin Peirce January 1, 2008

6👍 8👎


Houdini

To fuck a girl in the ass, near a window.
A friend of yours hides under the bed nearby.
You tell the girl you're going to pull out for a moment.
You're friend takes your place behind the girl.
You exit the building, and walk around so that you're visible from the window.
you wave to the girl from outside who (if timed correctly) will be reaching orgasm.

Guy: Hey man, i need your help.
Friend: What's up?
Guy: I want to Houdini my girl.
Friend: Yeah, I'll help you!
Guy: I can't wait to see her face!

by Austin Peirce January 1, 2008

31👍 40👎