cockalottapus

1. A large penis
2. Dinosaur name for a penis

My husband asked me to play with his dinosaur-sized cock, his cockalottapus.

purifried

Verb - To sterilize something by lighting it on fire
Adjective - Describes something that has been sterilized by lighting it on fire

Ex. We watched a video of a person using a lighter with a paper clip attached to it to push the buttons on an elevator. After the paper clip touched the button, he lit the lighter and it enveloped the paper clip in flames. He purifried that paper clip when he lit it on fire with his lighter.

Don Chente

Noun - 1. a delicious taco

2. The dukey a fire pit takes
Verb

Ex: Let’s go get a yummy Don Chente.
Ex. The fire pit just dropped hot coals like someone would after they ate a Don Chente.