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frizzle-frazzle

1. (n) Over-processed, brittle, permed hair. Apparent by split ends, and fly-aways.

Pam's bleach-blonde frizzle-frazzle rustled like dry leaves.

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010

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mrscellaneous

1. (adj) Describes a married woman who doesn't wear a wedding ring.

The mrscellaneous bride walks into a bar with a Rabbit under one arm, and a standard poodle with a thermometer stuck in it's boogerbutt, under the other.

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010


mangy-bone

1. (n) A stray black cat.

The mangy-bone pussy sauntered about the yard after tramping through the hood only to be fount tits-up on my front porch from an apparent homeless nagger attack.

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010


day-now

A hyphenated word that employs the statement "Any day now," into a condensed expression.

With a long line of impatient credit-card holding customers behind her, cash paying Sue Ellen fumbled for exact change. The rude cashier rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and exclaimed "Day-now, day-now... any day now!"

by Austin Smothers April 30, 2010

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day-now

A hyphenated word that employs the statement "Any day now," into a condensed expression.

With an impatient line of credit-card paying customers behind her, Sue Ellen fumbled for exact cash and change. The rude cashier rolled his eyes, snapped his fingers and exclaimed "Day-now, day-now... any day now!"

by Austin Smothers April 29, 2010