Irish plague

Irish plague: alcoholism

My granny died of the Irish plague.

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Neocon

Neoconservative. Criminally insane spenders that believe in killing brown people for the new world order. Huge Orwellian government, unfathomable amounts of spending, bomb tens of thousands of people to death to rearrange the globe. Take the worst aspects of the liberal and conservative positions and combine them into one and you would have a NeoCon.

Neocons are the greatest threat to life, liberty and property this country has ever known.

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Neocon

Another word for neo-Nazi.

Neocons are neo-Nazis in pinstripe suits.

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Operation Iraqi Freedumb

The dumbest decision of the new millennium. Dumb. Dumb.

Operation Iraqi Freedumb: to dumb to succeed, to dumb to recognize failure.

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sport utility vehicle

A terrorist fundraiser on wheels. A machine that turns large amounts of the world's bloodiest conflict commodity into a poison gas so fat-rich people can get from their televisions to their sedentary jobs without having to stand up.

When filling your sport utility vehicle and watching the numbers on the pump go up, somewhere the same thing is happening to a terrorist's bank account. Stop buying these things you vain, insecure little twats.

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ogusers

Website where dirty coin is laundered for "og" usernames on the internet.

"BUY MY DARK IG FINAL ON OGUSERS"
"Ew no"

Karl Rove

The Whitehouse deputy chief of staff. An overweight Sith lord with the conscience of a slave trader.

Karl Rove: "You don't get to be an overweight sith lord by eating reasonably sized portions; I put down as many of those $50 lobbyist meals as Abramoff will give me."

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