That girl

That girl who barely shows up to school, says Billie Eilish made her depressed, is usually drunk all day and night, smokes weed and is an alcoholic. Also gets pregnant before being financially stable enough to have kids/the guy is 22+ years old, bullies fat kids but is secretly attracted to obese people.

Hey I’m friends with that girl

Ew

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Liquor slam

When you are watching Shoenice chugging alcohol which he calls “Liquor slams” so you take a bottle of absolut and “slam” it down the hatch.

Hey everyone, shoe nice again, well basically I want to keep this Liquor slam short. Eeeeeiiiittthhhhheeeerrrrr way, here’s the bottle of whiskey. Three, two, one. Shoenice.