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An industry plant rapper, explaining why she seemingly emerged out of nowhere in the music industry.
She is the prime example of an uggo hag, has an awful character design (looks like ronald hagdonald), her twerking skills are painfully bad, makes cringe songs with shit lyrics, has nothing that makes her stand out from the rest of the garbage.
Highly not recommended if you dislike blacktwt (if the rapper part didn't deter you already. which is pepega, as they are mostly synonymous).
Hot Spice: Who the fuck unironically likes Ice Spice?ð I could barely get through 1 minute of her songs without dying of cringe.
Ice Spice stan: Don't u talk shit about my sis, hur music is lit!ð¥ U jus mad u will neva be as successful as hur.ð
Hot Spice: Speak english please, I don't speak ebonics.
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The subtle way of letting a person know you hate shonen anime.
A: Hey, did you watch the new episode of dragonball? It was so awesome, definitely one of my personal favorites!
B: Sorry, I don't watch shonenshit.
Food chain parody, but instead of brutally killing and eating eachother, the cuter hag dominates the other one in terms of cuteness level.
Warz: Haruhi Suzumiya is easily the cutest hag ever, I will die on this hill!
Wong: You have shit taste in cute hags lmao. It's Yuki Nagato who's at the top of the hag chain, not some annoying bitch with a huge ass eye gap.
This phrase has been used so much in the Genshin Impact community that it's become a meme at this point.
The reason it's being so widely used is quite simple: Genshin has had no endgame since day 1, and it never will have one. Recently the developers went in an interview to confirm it won't. Quote: "The Spiral Abyss is one of the most effective ways for players to test out their party composition and combat strength. If we design another type of permanent content endgame that is similar to the Spiral Abyss, it might end up creating excessive anxiety for our players--not everyone is interested in Musk Reef". As you would expect, that sent the entire community in an uproar along with being endlessly ridiculed and memed. Fast foward a couple months later and everyone either quit or simply coped with the fact (majority did the latter).
People desperately want a Genshin competitor to give Genshin a run for it's money, that way they'd be pressured to make proper endgame content.
Yes, it's as dumb as it sounds. As if a multibillion dollar company would care. Despite being an extremely flawed game it's still making bank to this day, and only gaining more players with each update. At the end of the day it doesn't matter if there's a game out there of the same genre (or mostly same) is objectively better than Genshin. Idiots (both new players and old) will continue playing it.
Destressed Genshin fan 1: It's fine if Genshin will never have endgame, i'll simply quit that game once Wuthering Waves releases! :copium:
Destressed Genshin fan 2: I don't care what people say, Tower of Fantasy is still a Genshin killer in my heart! :copium:
Gigachad: Games are temporary, Klee and Nahida cunny is eternal.
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An abbreviation for Tower of Fantasy, the glorified generic mobile MMORPG.
New ToF player: I don't know why people are clamoring over this game, the graphics look like something out of a 2012 game and the UI is ugly as hell.
Veteran ToF player: Just wait until you find out that this is a gacha game :kekw:
What is seen as a conventionally attractive female for most men.
Essentially a reiteration of Uggo hag face, but the entire female body (body type, hair, feet, etc.)
Model: *posts a professionally photographed pic on instagram*
Based comment: If this is what a majority of men find "attractive" then i'm doomed. Cute hags are almost none-existant while uggo hags are as common as flies, smh.
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The male version of cute hag.
A pubescent male whom possesses child-like features (not to be confused with femboys or crossdressers, sissies aren't allowed here). Not as strict as cute hags, because masculinity is a beautiful thing, cute grandpas are only a nice addition to it.
So, what does it take to qualify as a cute grandpa? Here's the list:
ðFaceð ~ Just like cute hags, this is essential. Having a neotenous face is everything.
ðHairð ~ Anything that isn't bald, has dreads, an afro and karen hairstyle. As for facial hair and body hair, shave it if you don't have a bara build.
ðRaceð ~ Mostly any race can meet the cute grandpa threshold, asains usually stomp on all of them though.
ðBody typeð ~ Ideally anything that isn't obease. Fit will be favored over the rest. Bara builds can sometimes outdo average fit grandpas, Kevin Kaslana (from hi3rd) for example is the perfect combination of both.
ðVoiceð ~ Voices are the most flexible part, any voice will do as long as it isn't feminine.
ðPersonalityð ~ Of course, you can't forget about this. Generally speaking, timid, kind-hearted, introverted and melancholic are the most desired personality traits. Bad ones such as sassy, extroverted, arrogant, mean-spirited and aggressive are desposable. However, there are some exceptions with the bad ones, but it is usually the former that wins.
ðIf you check all the marks on this list then congratulations, you've obtained cute grandpa status!ð
Einstien: I'm sorry, but you completely lost me when you said "masculinity is a beautiful thing" lol. You were being far too harsh on women, and this definition is even more bias than the last one. Also, the fact that you wrote this like you're on Tinder and not on Urban Dictionary has me in tears!
moebarabitch: It's true though, it really is beautiful! Men are objectively better, cute grandpas only double down on that statement. Men (especially bara men) were made for sex, and hags were made to be in the kitchen. "More bias than the last one" Tell me what definition isn't biased on this site, lmfao.
Einstein: You have the worst takes ever. So not only are you a barafag, you're also sexist? Why am I suprised, considering every definition you made? If women weren't made for sex, why do they have vaginas? You know, a sexual organ made for reproduction?
moebarabitch: Good counter-argument, however, did you even bother to take a second at deconstructing my name? Since your reading comprehension is lacking, allow me to do it for you: moe = cute, which I value a lot, (hence the definitions I made) bara = masculine burly men, which I also value a lot, bitch = i'm a bitch (self-explanatiory). I don't hate hags, I just believe in order for hags to unlock their full feminine potential, they must strive to become cute hags. It's a cakewalk for men because as i've already said, and will continue to say until the day I die: masculinity is a beautiful thing.