Kevin

A roblox gamer who wants to make friends, but when he tries to it makes him seem creepy as hell.

He tries making friends by re-watching their twitch livestreams, giving them large amounts of money that people don’t feel comfortable accepting and tells them they share a special spiritual connection. He tries bonding with people by calling them “dUdE” in a very disturbing way, and asking them to do his homework as if they’ve been BeSt FrieNdS for years.

When he has a crush on someone he makes their name his signature, enjoys staring at them from behind a van and offers them a massage at his moms workplace.

But he CAN be nice though.

(1): "I think Kevin is trying to be friends with me?! It scares the hell out of me"
(2): "Oh no, he tried to be friends with me too, I sent my autistic brother to him and he never came back :)"

The vibrator

The act of spamming your girl, making her phone a vibrator. Spamming till you make her cum from a distance.

Hot girl (1) to her even hotter friend(2) : "This quarantaine must be hard for you without Jack's dick."
(2) to (1): "No, he still pleasures me nearly every day with The Vibrator"

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