Zucc Juice

The official new name for water. If you don't agree with this. The robot god known as Lord Zuckerberg will haunt you while you sleep with the chants of "Zucc Juice" from thousands of starving African Children.

Jim Joe Bob: "Hey man, you have any water I could have?"
Zucc Follower: I sorry, believe you mean Zucc Juice."
Jim Joe Bob: *slowly backs away from the obvious robot being controlled by the government*

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