Bridgeport

Half hood half good

When someone asks you where you’re from, you needa know how to answer before you say da port or Fairfield County.

Setting: anywhere but East Coast.

What: When I find out someone else is from da East Coast.
Me: you from CT?

Person 1: yes, I’m from CT. What part are you from?

Me: *do they look rich? Saggin’ their pants or wearing Jorts? Ahhh… has a combover, wearing khakis, drives a Porsche*

Me: i am thrilled to meet you. I am from Fairfield county, grew up by the Trumbull line off the Merit*

Person 1: how lovely. I just spent my summer at my cottage, checking in on my horses.

Example 2:
Me: wearing a Yankees cap, backward
Person 1: yo, where you fom?

Me: oh shooooot lemme know you’re from CT, 2!

Person 1: word. Yo what part?
Me: *sucks teeth* mannnn Bridgeport foo