recummed

Orgasming again, after at least the first time in a short period of time.

Person A: I have have recummed.
Person B: How dare you! I just cleaned the bedsheets!

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November Fifth

National Pop Rocks day. Everyone has to eat pop rocks at exactly 2:00 pm PST on November 5th. So the whole planet will sound like it’s popping.

Kyle 1: Hey Kyle
Kyle 2: What’s up Kyle?
Kyle 1: Do you have any extra Pop Rocks? There are none left at the store.
Kyle 2: No. Why?
Kyle 1: It’s National Pop Rocks day! Don’t you know?
Kyle 2: No what is it?
Kyle 1: Oh no it’s 1:30! I don’t have time to explain! Go search up “November fifth” on Urban Dictionary!
Kyle 2: ok bye?

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