Asian

Typically eats dogs and cats for their diet, and sometimes rabbits (usually on occasions). Most Asians become doctors by the age of 8, but a few Asians become doctors right when they're born.

Strengths: A+++

Weaknesses: squinted eyes, can't shoot a gun, can't pee in one direction, can't play ball, typical kid stuff...

I never knew Timmy was an Asian.

1👍 7👎

D'Angelo

The short kid in the neighborhood, all around D- student, not so ladies man, and makes horrible jokes. Typically skinny.

D'Angelo looking fresh with that Humpty dumpty haircut.

3👍 7👎