Cooper

Cooper has no rizz and no game.
Cooper is the kind of person that would ask out his own brother/sister because he found himself without a date to the school dance. If you meet a Cooper just know that he will most likely hit on you due to his insane lack of bitches. Don't walk into his room... you will most likely find him staring at some kind of nude image of his self proclaimed friends, or any other 2D character that would be downloaded on his computer. Although he compensates for this wack personality with his large penis so if you are looking for a one night stand he's t he right person but any kind of long term relationship is a mistake with Cooper.

Man 1: "Yo, you see Cooper over there on his phone."

Man 2: "Yeah he's probably looking at your sister's Only Fans."

Man 1: "Yo what the..."