Backne

It's acne, but on your back.

I thought my backne was terrible, but turns out my GF likes to pop zits, so I lay face down for almost an hour while she popped all of my zits on my back, I think I am going to marry her.

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Premature Articulation

Premature Articulation is the act of speaking/bragging too soon before all the facts are in, the game is over, etc.

Dude, I totally jinxed the Toronto Maple Leafs by blathering all over Facebook about how they were kicking ass, then they lost the game. For the first time since high school, I experienced premature articulation!