The definition of an all rounder physics teacher. God tier explanations, S tier notes and a much better hairline. You will never find a better man than him to teach you physics. Dont be late to class though or youll get your ass whooped. He the goat. He is him. He is. Maria Das .
guy: Yo bro im failing physics
guy2: Nah just join maria das sirs tution
The milk obtained from a fat,stubby and morbidly obese creature inhabiting this rock
"Yo Mahi, Boozmarai is selling like pop tarts man"
The personification of hell on earth. It is when you love someone so much, you blind yourself to the reality that they wont love you back, or atleast love you as much as you love them. It is the never ending cycle of pain and misery, trying to hold a conversation is equivalent to waiting for a plane at a train station. You live in the delusion of your own creation, telling yourself that eventually you'll get what you want, eventually ending in heartbreak.
Unrequited love is the worst kind of pain
Apophenia is the tendency to perceive meaningful connections between unrelated things.
"A large portion of what dark souls "lore" fans consider to be canon is apophenia"