A person who is bringing the party/gathering/social situation down with them. A wet blanket. A person who is killing the mood and good feeling of the experience.
Jack: Hey babe... Let's get the hell out of here.
Jane: Why?
Jack: Wayne is being a total condom. This party is a waste.
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When your wife/girlfriend is menstruating (i.e. on the rag) and the only sexual release available to you is masturbation.
(This is a tribute to the late comedian Robert Schimmel, who coined this phrase before his death in a song of the same name.)
John: "Hey. You alright, man? you look tense."
Ray: "Yeah. The wife is on the rag, man.. Gonna be a long week in the Jack Shack."
John: "Ah. Gotcha."
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