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The opposite of a chick with a dick. Possibly a pre-op transgendered female who wants to be a man, or a drag king who dresses up as a man for fun/comfort.
Or a guy described as being without a penis, for any reason, as an insult.
So I've put socks down my boxers, put on my minimising bra and put on this costume moustache. I'm a gent with a vent who's going for a night on the town!
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A Canadian Dinosaur. He's got a cowboy hat.
Soon-to-be internets legend. Search for the user TyrannoJack on youtube or look for William Bradley on Last.fm - you can get 5 songs for free off there!
Also a ladies man and extremely delicious. Get him now before he becomes too popular!
Aww, he's so adorable bonking that cat! That Bill Bradley is a genius. I'd do 'im.
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1. A rapper, I don't know a lot about him because I am MUCH more interested in definition 2.
2. Lead singer and guitarist for awesome American indie rock band We Are Scientists Much adored by fans who can't help but squeal/shout Keeeeeeeeeeef! if they get the chance to see him. Is known to have a pancake ass as shown in the Crap Attack DVD, when his jeans fell down due to insufficient buttocks. Has so much power over his fangirls that one has even made a doll of him. The doll is called Keithdoll, the myspace URL is rather predictable. He (the human Keith Murray) is going grey despite only being 30 (at time of writing). He has a womanly waistline and a purdy voice.
1. WTF I was looking for that guy from WAS? Who the hell is this?
2. Ah. Perfection in one male. Thy name is Keith Murray of We Are Scientists.
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Does not apply to just women, many men have flat ass too. Have you seen the amount of them who have their belts under their ass? Insufficient buttocks to hold them up.
Keith has a pancake ass, his jeans fell down on stage and he tripped and fell over
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1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.
2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.
1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.
2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.
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Getting aroused by anything and everything associated with chips. This could include rubbing the grease from them over you and gaining pleasure from that, using a very long chip to stimulate an orifice, watching someone else eat chips seductively or getting turned on by eating absolutely delicious chips.
Me and the boyfriend went out for a portion of chips and as I was eating them, I thought they were delicious. Too delicious. I got him rubbing the chip papers all over me when we got home, the grease felt so nice I had a chipgasm there and then.
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A truly delicious species. Incredibly kind and nice too. They seem to only be found at gigs for bands with no more than a million scrobbles on Last.fm. Even though it may seem like they look a lot like an emo (eg glasses, skinny, Converse, tight jeans(delectable :P)) they most certainly aren't! There isn't any eyeliner or dyed hair there! There is variety amongst the clothes indie boys wear too-they definitely do not look all the same.
-Some types like to wear shirts, ties, blazers and the like. I have on occasion seen a full suit donned by an indie boy. Actually, he may have been an emo because he had dyed his hair bright purple and looked like he was trying too hard.
-Some types wear skintight cardigans with a t-shirt underneath them. The buttons on the cardigan don't normally start until at least under the ribs, and the t-shirt will normally be right up to the neck. A lot of the time, one or the other is stripey, but never both. Worn with tight jeans, Vans or Converse (never a chav make of trainer basically) and often a scarf, even indoors.
-Others will be wearing a band t-shirt. A lot of band t-shirts just happen to be black, don't label them emo because of the black t-shirt. It will have some kind of band logo on it, normally either incredibly simple or incredibly detailed. Same jeans and trainers as the other types.
---These are interchangeable.
Their hair varies too, but not a skinhead/prickles/mohawk look. Neither is their hair longer than shoulder length either. It's normally either really curly (eg think of that Luke PRICKtard from the Kooks for an idea-oh and as if the Kooks are indie, they are merely clinging onto the indie culture), really messy but naturally messy-little product is needed, or in like a bob but flat to their head. Not straightened to hell like some emo boiz.
Obviously, it's not just their look that determines their "indie boy" status. The music is by far the most important thing. Talking to an indie boy will often leave you with an armful of scribbled band names to look up, and that does not take an awful long time either. With any luck he will have his mp3 player with him and you can listen to what he's talking about. It will be good. Of course it will be good. AND it's an excuse to be close to him. Then you can always slip in a couple of suggestions of your own.
Sadly, the nicest ones are always taken ie the ones without spots and the ones considered "fit" outside of the indie community. But the others, they are truly fantastic as well as obviously looks are not everything and they are a zillion times better than chavs.
Sadly where I live, the indie boy is incredibly rare due to my town being incredibly chavvy. The smaller towns around it are slightly better, but also posher.
Example of conversation ABOUT an indie boy:
Girl 1: I love that guy's hair, it's so messy! I just want to touch it!
Girl 2: Ooh, he likes Johnny Foreigner too, he's wearing their T-shirt!
Girl 1 (enters staring state): I can see his bulge through his jeans...
Girl 2 (does same): me too...
Girl 1: *sighs*
Girl 2 (notices girl with him): Damn, he's taken.
Example of talking with an indie boy (normally at gigs)
Girl: So what did you think of the support act?
Boy: They're alright. They reminded me of Elle S'appelle in a way, with the keyboards and that. (NB this will often be more technical but i am useless at that...)
Girl: Who are they?
Boy: Well, there are three of them, keys, bass and drums with no guitarist strangely, and the woman and the bloke take turns singing.
Girl: (whips out pen) Elle...S'ap...pelle *writes on arm*
Boy: Yeah I started listening to them about 3 months ago, I wish they had more stuff out though.
Girl: They sound good! I'll look them up when I get home. Do you like Johnny Foreigner? They are probably my favourite band at the moment.
Boy: No, what are they like? (i think you can see the cycle appearing here)
Indie boys will be the nicest type of boys you will ever talk to. Probably. Talking solidly for half an hour just about music is a fantastic experience. And I loved every second instead of being surrounded by my "teenie" friends all saying hellogoodbye are the best band ever and Forrest is soooooo adorkable!!!!!!! etc.
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