Plasterbation

1. Getting too much pleasure from ripping a plaster (as in Band-Aid) off a wound and thus getting aroused, leading to the above word.

2. What occurs when a decorator gets bored/horny doing his job, then adding his "produce" to the mix of plaster that's going on the wall.

1. Ripping off the hair around my cut was such a good pain that I had to indulge in plasterbation.

2. After plastering half the room in Mrs. Smith's house, I got bored so I whacked off into the plaster tray in a fit of plasterbation. The walls might be a bit smelly in places.

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Chipgasm

Getting aroused by anything and everything associated with chips. This could include rubbing the grease from them over you and gaining pleasure from that, using a very long chip to stimulate an orifice, watching someone else eat chips seductively or getting turned on by eating absolutely delicious chips.

Me and the boyfriend went out for a portion of chips and as I was eating them, I thought they were delicious. Too delicious. I got him rubbing the chip papers all over me when we got home, the grease felt so nice I had a chipgasm there and then.

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scrummy

1. Very nice tasting food.

2. A "fit" guy/gal, a hottie, very good looking person.

1. This meal is scrummy! Delicious.

2. That guy over there is scrummy! Scrummy enough to eat!
----Also used in the TV show "Ideal" where bald gay guy Brian has a different male partner every week, and every week he says "Int 'e scrummy?" to Moz.

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