John

John is the husband of Karen. John is quiet and sweet but is still grieving over the loss of his kids.

Karen took Johns kids and didn't vaccinate them so they died. If you meet a John in the wild, go find Karen and beat her up for him.

Karen took Johns kids

Johns kids died

Karen is a bitch to John

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Emma Jones

Is probably a dog .

Emma Jones is actually a dog

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Did a Samara

When you date someone for less than a week before dumping their ass. For someone to be a 'Samara' They must do a lot of peace signs. The term is usually used to describe someone who is female but can be used for both genders.

Person 1: Is Sally still dating Bob?
Person 2: No she did a Samara