Horny

When pp go big

I’m horny because my pp went big

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Horny

When pp go big

My pp went big, that means I’m horny

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Bitch

Your mom

“Bitch”

Suicide

What schooling makes half of the world’s youth want to do.

“Man, school just makes me want to just suicide and be done with it all.”

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SwagYoloKing420BlazeItBoy

What some 12 year old made his school username because it was cool at the time and now he can’t change it

Kid 1: “Hehe, hey SwagYoloKing420BlazeItBoy!”
SwagYoloKing420BlazeItBoy: “Please stop calling me that.”

Lockdown

A thing that is still going and is really annoying and is being caused by idiots who can’t seem to grasp the concept that staying inside for another week is much better than sneaking out to a giant party at night and singlehandedly extending it by another month.

Jake: Man lockdown is really getting annoying now, I wish it would end.
Felix: Well it would if those idiots stopped being stupid.

Floppysexual

A person who finds themselves intensely sexually attracted to the floppy noise of laminated paper flopping around.

Beckett: Did you see James just now? He’s a complete floppysexual!
James: Mmm yes laminated paper go floppy floppy~