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A gentleman usually 21 or older (19 and up in Canada) that is in a bar enjoying his alcoholic beverage of choice that is being hit on by a woman typically 35 and up that may or may not have a few kids and some extra baggage.
Wow man you got so drunk last night that cougar mauled you. Way to be Cougar Bait.
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These are the male counter parts to Cougars. Usually newly divorced you can tell this by the fact that they will use the same lines they did in the 1980's and only reference things like Sonny Crockett from Miami Vice. Typically they are a very aggressive angry sort that wants fresh meat and can be easily spotted in there members only jacket or light pastel t shirts with a blazer over it. They lurk in the clubs and will try to impress a Puma or other Naive young women into going home with them. There tactics typically include mentioning that the wife is gone, driving a nice car, and Miami Vice. They drink very non manly drinks like Michelob Ultra, Pink Squirrels, and some form of a Martini typically a Cosmo. Traveling in groups of 2 or 3 they can be seen causing a ruckus and bitching about the new music that is being played.
Oh man look at the Coyotes that just walked into the bar.
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A young woman typically in the age range of 20 to 32. They lurk in the shadows of bars and clubs wearing the newest fashions and listening to the trendiest music. They mostly hunt in packs for a man typically younger than them that they can string around for the night and make there boy toy. They sometimes travel with a Cougar or two, these are there mothers. Be warned being mauled by a Puma is better than a Cougar or Sabretooth
Wow check out that pack of puma's over there, they look hungry for the chase.
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This is a Woman well past her prime of being a Puma or even a Cougar. They lurk just before dusk in huge groups drinking Cosmopolitan after Cosmopolitan. They are looking for any form of action and are no stranger to the chase. They typically wear gray and white fur coats, have way to much gold jewelry, and wear more make up than Bozo the clown. If one of them approaches you quickly point her in the direction of the nearest early bird dinner and run for your life. These are the worst of bar patrons as they have nothing to lose and have heard it all.
OMG look at that dude he's getting mauled by that Sabre tooth
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