Whatever, I do what I want!

Idiotic phrase uttered by spoiled little teenage bitches who haven't the slightest clue what it's like to live in the real world.

"I ain't ever had to work a day in my life and my parents provide me with everything I need. But ain't no one gonna tell me I can't blow half the boys at my school, abuse drugs, and talk to my parents like they is dogs. Whatever, I do what I want!"

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real world

An MTV "reality" show which presents a highly accurate portrayal of what "the real world" is "really" like. Upon college graduation, we're all inevitably thrust into this scary "real world" where a music channel jets us off to an exotic locale and puts us up in an obscenely gorgeous house overlooking an equally obscenely gorgeous beach. And just like in the "real world" we get to experience this standard of living without paying a single dime in rent. I shudder with terror every time I view it because it serves as a constant and painful reminder of what I had to endure in my early 20's when I was living in a Tuscan villa for free. But that which doesn't kill us, makes us stronger.

If you didn't sense the heavy sarcasm in my "Real World" definition, then you most definitely are NOT living in the "Real World".

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jessica simpson

A woman who is probably set for life financially, not because of her music career, but through capitilizing on her disgustingly anencephalic stupidity. She makes Dubya look like Enstein.

Dick: "Think I'll go kill some brain cells".

Harry: "You gonna sniff some glue with me?"

Dick: "Naw, man. I'm gonna go watch "Newlyweds" on EmpTy V.

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i love you

Lots of guys say it...then they cum.

"Oh, baby. I love you so much...aaaaahhhh...oooooh. Okay, now get outta my bed"

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Schlong

A cock with substantial thigh-slapping length and girth.

John ruined his sister's wedding when he drunkenly whipped out his schlong in front of everyone at the reception.

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Ambulance Chaser

A type of lawyer who ranks lower than a pile of excrement in terms of what he/she contributes to society.

Q: What do you call an ambulance chaser riddled with bullets?

A: A good start.

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it's not you, it's me

The reason one gives when terminating a relationship with someone who turns out to be repulsive and/or mind-numbingly boring.

It's not you, it's me...I'm just not attracted to you.

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