A toilet seat that unexpectedly falls down while the (usually) male is urinating. Delivery a blow to the bishop's mitre.
"bloody hell my cock has just caught a blow from the chap catcher"
1. Someone too thick or lazy to study for A levels
2. The family thicko
1. "poor Algernon such a btech boy, if only he'd studied he wouldn't be w
orking as a burger flipper in Macdonalds"
2. "Jonty's hoping to get the position of village idiot"
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A substitute for toilet paper.
As in: "we seem to have run out of toilet paper" ; "it's OK, use that Btech certificate"
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