Phillatio

To suck a penis like Phil Collins does.

The term "fellatio" (to perform oral sex on the penis), was in the past spelt "Phillatio". The word aquired it's meaning from the fact that Phil Collins sucks the dick. He later struck up a deal with the Oxford English dictionary to change the word, and keep it changed, for a price of $10 million per year. So, every time you buy a Phil Collins record, you are oppressing the english language and ridiculing the world's hard working lexicologists.

Phillatio is what Gary and Dave do best.

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Garygayceae

A rare taxonomic grouping of flowering plants that bear a superficial resemblance to pansies (Viola spp.), but are distinguished from them by possessing an overly hairy pappus. This group is quite queer as the flowers are all male and lack both a stigma and a nice pair of carples. Autogaymous reproduction occurs via the swapping of vast amounts of pollen, when the anther (male) enters the floral structure known as the "mouth". Often seen adorning the walls of gay bars and bathhouses.

Check out that Garygayceae specimen, it sure does glitter a lot like a pansy.