bass fisher

When you stick your pointer finger in her stink hole, covered in shit it has the appearance of a night crawler, then while railing her from behind you reach up and lip her with your night crawler looking finger and she fights for freedom. Strictly catch and release

Joe “How’d last night go with that dirty blonde from the bar?”
Mark “I didn’t want to make it anything more, so I gave her the bass fisher. Thankfully I won’t be hearing from her again.”

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cockal tunnel

The pain you experience in a wrist from excessive masturbation

Dude, your sister won't give it up and now i have cockal tunnel.