Homeymoon

The first overnight trip taken by two, new male friends.

After Odie and Phil met at the race track, they went on a homeymoon to Vegas together and drowned a dancer in a tub.

rectangicle

A small, gray, rectangle space that a modern office worker shares with another worker - thus, a rectangicle instead of a cubicle.

"Hey Joe, is anyone sitting in your cube with you?"

"Nope, the seat is yours. And it's a rectangicle, not a cubicle."

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pin spin

A courtesy by a cashier when he or she turns away to avoid watching you enter your pin number.

The bank teller did the pin spin, turning her head away after she asked me to enter my pin number.

Spagacos

A Sonic Drive-In fast food item that has Spaghettios in corn taco shells.

"Hey TJ, do you want to grab some sushi or maybe a sandwich?"
"No thanks, I'm going to Sonic to grab Spagaco meal that has six Spagacos, gigantic tater-wedges, and the 134 oz liquid-lard soda. Did you know they ship them pre-stuffed with Spaghettios and frozen so they can just throw them in the fryer? They're almost as good as the tacos at Jack-in-the-Box."

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mid, mid-life crisis

A series of life-changing events that occur around 25 to 30 years of age - half-way to a normal, mid life crisis. Usually denoted by a realization of how screwed up your parents were and how screwed up the world really is. Usually followed by marriage, divorce, spiritual reawakening, anti-depressants, children, jail or, a combination.

Have you seen the movie Old School? Those guys were having some serious mid, mid-life crisis’s.

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furp

A burp following the consumption of fish or fish oil capsules.

"Oh, got the furps. I need to stop taking that omega 3 crap."

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AFLO

Another Fucking Learning Opportunity. A joking way of looking at challenging life experiences as Learning Opportunities instead of "problems."

My friend got pissed at me when I mentioned he was dating girls off the internet. I guess it was AFLO. Geez, some dudes are so uptight.

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