Hi Bomber

When a random person, on an online platform, such as Facebook, or Instagram. Slides into the DM, in .7 seconds and starts ‘Hi bombing’ your inbox, to get your attention, and suck you into an awkward conversation.

Hi bomber, “ Hello

Hello

Hi

How are you doing?

Your really pretty

( after saying Hi every other day of the week, and being left on seen, and not getting the hint)
Irritated other party, “ Dude, seriously. Leave me alone. I’m in a relationship!”
Hi bomber, “ Sorry :(