monopenis

(adj): the condition of only liking one penis

Jessica is monopenis. She only likes Mike's dick. They have been together for 5 years.

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status boner

sometimes referred to as "SB"; when someone is attracted to another person because of the title(s) that they hold

Remi: Wow, he's really hot.

Ryan: You just think he's hot because he's the captain of the lacrosse team.
Remi: I think you're right, total status boner.