Porn

Something that everyone has watched at least once. If you enjoy watching porn and you are a creepy perverted 11 year old, you probably watch dozens of gifs every minute just to get that tingly feeling in your dick/ pussy when you hump your duvet. You then clear the search history ASAP to get rid of the evidence so mom/dad doesn’t see it, but when you are deleting it, you click on it and end up watching hundreds of porn gifs again. The good ol’ life of a messed up 11 year old!

Jax: Hey bro, you wanna come watch a film with me and the boys?

Damon: Nah bro, I’m gonna go to the bar with a few mates from last year. (While he is actually going to watch porn).

To use this word in a sentence:

I love porn, it brings so much sexual excitement to me and the prostitutes I hire every other day.

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