Flying

Fucking Lying or Fuck Lying. Lying to cover up whether or not you fucked.

Are you flying with me? I saw you walk out of the club with susie last night!

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Jonathan

A beverage consisting of three-quarters iced tea and one-quarter lemonade.

Waiter, I'll take another Jonathan, please. And one for the lady as well.

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