Netflix and Will

When some guy does too much coke and talks so much you miss the show and everything else.

Hey do you want to come over and watch a movie?

No thanks, I actually feel like seeing a movie, not Netflix and Will.

Two in the Mohring

When you’re super drunk and go to get another bag.

“Hey you! I can’t thee shtraight.... we need more blow! It must be two in the Mohring.”