spurn
(verb)
to produce sperm wildly and intensely all over something or someone, in larger than average quantities.
spern
unexpectedly Cum a bucket worth of jizz all over something or someone without knowing your producing so much
you finally open your eyes or notice after wards and are surprised at what a huge mess you just made.
I was so horny I totally spurn ed my girl friends sister this morning.
i was the hardest id ever been in my life last night when i busted it off, and spern ed all over my TV screen, it took me an hour and a half to get it all off
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to be duded
is for a girl to be refereed to as dude by her guy friend, in such a way that expresses the fact that the girl is a true friend and com-rad
rather than just a girl / piece of ass
its a term that notates status between girl and guy
regardless of intimacy or not
this term duded is outside of the scope of romance or lack there of, but is a simple way in which a guy and girl can read between the lines and see where it is they stand as friends. shallow or appreciated for true friendship
girl says:
hey whats up with that car out there in the street?
guy says:
I don't know dude
I have no clue, but its weird that is for sure
that girl has just been duded
A cereal made from all of the crumbs swept from the floor of the poptarts factory and rebranded as ReâTarts.
Little Baby J D Rockefeller's mom asks him what he wants for breakfast.
Little Rockefeller Boy exclaims
"I love reâtarts I love reâtarts please mom I love reâtarts"
COMEDIOT- noun : An idiotic comedian.
A comical personality that come off as stupid, or non-knowledgeable about the topic and subject that they are making fun of.
A type of insult to a comedian
That stand-up act was rough, they were nothing but a bunch of comediots tonight.
I'd like to see this stupid comediot do his research next time, before he offends the entire crowd.
Cockmatized
When a man uses his amazingly large cock to his advantage, by causing his girlfriend, or girlfriends to obey his every command and become obsessed with pleasing him.
she is cockmatized so its no use trying to save her. she is now his slave forever.
he can cockmatize any lady he finds attractive and once she gets a look at that magical spell binding cock, she is powerless to its power.
why is that girl so submissive to that man?
she must be cockmatized.
any person that uses their popularity or fame to lure unsuspecting victims to a place that is in fact a death trap designed to murder them
yo i will not go to that show tonight that guy is a travis-scott, its obvious.
when a performer lures fans to an event such as a concert or another music event such as a music festival, with the primary intent of murdering as many of those unsuspecting fans as possible.
the victims are unaware of the premeditated plan of the performer.
a trap set by a person of popularity to lure unsuspecting victims to their own execution.
are yall going to the show tonight?
heck no, bro, if you're smart you won't go either, that dude is a travisscott