FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder

Feces eating mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder (not to be confused with GRMD) most commonly found in the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity towards the same sex and eating Feces (often of both genders) as seen in many films. Unlike other races this may be a known problem as white people's pubic hair and feces are the same color, which may explain why it's not seen as disgusting in the white community. Unfortunately there is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

-FEMD - Feces Eating Mental Disorder
Random guy - "Why are you so happy?"
White guy - "My wife let me eat her ass out last night again"
Random Guy - "Did you kiss her?"
White Guy - "Of course"
Random Guy - ""Shakes head... white people and their FEMD..."

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GRMD

Gay related mental disorder - A homosexually related mental disorder most commonly found within the white male population in varying degrees, which brings a strong sense of curiosity and sexual attraction to the same sex. Common side effects are increased levels of deceipt and manipulation due to the onset feelings of shame and embarrasment brought on by the disorder. There is currently no cure due to the varying degrees found.

Random guy - "what's wrong?"
White guy - "my wife caught me at the bathhouse again, this GRMD is going to destroy my marriage"

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