carusofy

carusofy is to have your career fucked up as badly as actor david caruso's was before he got his job at CSI and CSI:Miami.

From Justin to Kelly did a good job of carusofying Justin Guerrini's (or whatever the fuck that washed up loser's name is) career although Kelly Clarkson may have gained from it.

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forshizzle my nizzle

a clever way to say yes using more syllabelles along with more izzles. Praise the modern ingenuity of some people.

Kid: Can we go see Wedding Crashers
Parent: Forshizzle my Nizzle but only if it's a matinee.

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Aeropost-gal

Very preppy girl/ wears all aeropostale

like, omfg, chrissie was totally wearing different outfits all from like aeropostale like the entire week, what an aeropost-gal

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nigga ears

what you have if you have no white musicians in your music collection. word originated from chris rock's "i think i love my wife" film

(after looking on the ipod and seeing only Run D.M.C., J-Kwon, R.Kelly, Notorious BIG, 2pac, Jay-Z, and Biz Markie)

"You got some nigga ears"

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isexual

someone who is totally not into dating or interacting at all with people directly but only through apple's I-(insert item here) type products. They also can be categorized by never removing their ipod headphones.

(2 is listening to ipod)
1:Hey, u wanna see a movie?
2:No response
1:(repeats louder)
2:I can't, gotta download some songs and re-tag all my music in my music collection on my ibook and-
1:"You're so isexual!"

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breakfast and bed

when u stay up all night and then go to sleep after eating breakfest

That last new year's eve party was a breakfast and bed for me

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dark hater

a black person that hates someone

yo ma nigguh, yo dat cat jamie was chompin mad hater tots today

yeah...he is a real dark hater

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