jack bauer

jack bauer's name except for as a verb meaning to injure or hurt with force or violence

Don't make me Jack Bauer your ass.
I will Jack Bauer those terrorists.

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rock talk

People who talk as Chris Rock does in his comedic routines as they do in their regular lives. Those who encounter these who utilize rock talk are sure to have injured ear drums.

"He's been speaking in rock talk for the last 10 days; I never should have bought him that chris rock cd"

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the pursuit of crappyness

what nbc's primetime lineup should be called

there was nothing on tv last night

of course, and with the pursuit of crappyness running from 8-11 on nbc there was even less.

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Pnaym

Verb, Noun : a name given by uneducated parents who cannot spell.

Pronounciation is the same as name.

P1 : That Girl Jazzmiyn must have had a hard life with a name like that.

P2 : Nah man, that Jazzmiyn has a Pnaym.

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