Zapp Brannigan

Wears a short skirt-like piece of clothing as part of his uniform - which he probably designed himself. Believes himself to be a chick magnet.

"This light meal is over"

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A+

A grade you'll never get because you suck.

I've only had about 5 A+'s in all my years.

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Might I suggest that you die

So please crawl into a pit, roll over and stop breathing.

Do it for your mom.

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unintelligent

To not be smart.

Dumb, stupid, retarded, challenged, silly, dumbassed, unsmart, bottom-headed.

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Verbal Diarrhea

When your ass starts talking to you.

<m0ther> Did you do your homework?
<Billy's Ass> Go to hell you ass-faced witch.
<Billy> ... I didn't say that.
<m0ther> Oh golly!

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Weeeeeeeeee

The sound a squirrel makes.

Gonads and strife! Gonads in the lightning!

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oxymoron

Organized Religion
Manic depressive
Pepsi Cola
Ham Burger
Bible Studies

<John:> You sir, are an oxymoron!
<PepsiCola:> Yes!

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