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What you yell when you're trying to watch a movie with a slow internet connection, and it keeps buffering every 5 minutes...
-good part of movie-....-buffering- FUCKING COCK FUCK!
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Ahh, it's time to shoot up this sweet bag of dope into my golden arm....Also Frank Sinatra portrayed a heroin addict in the movie "The Man With The Golden Arm
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(D.E.F.) That amazing sound that your ass projects against the toilet bowl when you have a backed up shit waiting to immensely emerge from your balloon knot worm hole.
I was sitting on the toilet and almost busted my ear drums from the sound of my diarrhea echo fart hitting the toilet bowl.
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Your anus...
I had to take a very small pair of scissors and cut the dried turds around my very sensitive balloon knot worm hole...
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Your cock...
I like to play with my one eyed spitting snake
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Code name for Heroin..."Hey Ron"ald
I just copped a bundle of some sweet Hey Ronald
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