Canada's History

Slang term for a sexual act used by citizens of US/Canadian border states that starts with a "Mounty" (involves maple syrup, antlers, and the song O Canada) but is performed 12 different ways using items from the McKenzie Brother's "12 Days of Christmas" for each act. It is most effective when performed and smeared with cheese and beer. It usually takes a trash can the size of the Stanly Cup to clean up the mess. It's even better if you can speak French.

After visiting the "Windsor Ballet" we were all ripped and me and my girl went home and did Canada's History.

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