red dot on the map

Slang. Another way of saying sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

Two tough guys were walking around the corner. They saw a sick dude attacking a little kid. The two guys ran over and pulled off the guy from the kid. They screamed at him and said ARE YOU FUCKIN KIDDING ME!! She’s a little kid! Then the cops came and arrested him. As they’re taking him away the cop said you’re going to be a red dot on the map. Wym? It’s another way of saying a sex offender who just got charged with sex crimes.

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Her mermaid became moana

Slang. It's another way of say a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

Dad: what did you do to my daughter? Boyfriend: her mermaid became moana. Dad: wym? Boyfriend: it's another way of saying a girl became a woman or lost her virginity.

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defective fuck trophy

Defective fuck tropy. Slang. A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

We hired you to fix our house. You fucked it up and you’re fired you defective fuck trophy! What’s a defective fuck tropy? A totally worthless incompetent subhuman.

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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

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clapback queen

Noun. Slang. Someone who delivers a quick, sharp, and effective response to criticism. Not to be confused with a garden-variety diss, a clapback is deemed by most as a targeted, often viciously acute comeback intended to place someone in much-needed check.— Aaron Edwards and Ira Madison III We all love a good clapback.

Perez Hilton: what clapback queen are you? Brad: What’s a clapback queen? It’s someone who delivers a quick, sharp, effective response to criticism. Oh! Ok! In that case I’m Kim Kardashian!

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Bmd

Noun. Slang for Baby mama drama.

Man that girl has several baby daddies. Yeah she also has lots of Bmd!

t.i.v.

Noun. Tornado intercept vehicle. It’s a specialized armored car designed to withstand intense tornadic winds. The Tornado Intercept Vehicle 1 (TIV 1) and Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV 2) are vehicles used to film with an IMAX camera from very close proximity to or within a tornado. They were designed by film director Sean Casey. On May 27, 2013, the TIV2 filmed the inside of a tornado in Kansas with Casey inside.

The t.i.v. Weighs 16,500 pounds and is an amazing invention.