Smash and Dashcam

Noun. How hookers keep track of car fucks.

The hookers pimp asked her how many car fucks she had. She’s like let me check the Smash and Dashcam!

Pang-Wangler

Verb. A Pang-Wangler someone who lives or goes along cheerfully in spite of minor misfortunes.

Mickey Mouse is great example of a pang-wangler. He walks happily down the street whistling when things go wrong.

thot twot rot

Slang. It’s when thots use their vaginas in fucking random people so much it literally rots out. This is ideal for pimps because it makes them the most money.

Pimp: I expect you to make me 5 grand tonight.

Thot: what do you want me to do, besides tips and tricks? Pimp: you ever heard of thot twot rot? Thot: no. What is that? Pimp: it’s when thots like you use their vagina so much it literally rots out. Thot: Ohhh! Sounds great!

Dick Goesinya

Noun. A kooky lawyer for a hooker who’s on trial for prostitution.

Hooker: I demand a lawyer! Who did you hire? His name is Dick Goesinya

ltmoldd

Slang. Listening to music out loud do not disturb. It’s what you say when your music is blasting and you don’t want to be bothered.

Mom: turn the music down! Son: don’t bother me I’m Ltmoldd! Mom: what does that mean? Son: listening to music out loud do not disturb

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Anye1469

Slang. A proposition for oral sex.

A hooker asks a potential client Anye1469? The guy says hell yes!

service nut

Noun. Slang. A person who goes to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.

Why do you go to the car dealership every day? You're a service nut! Wym? You go to a car dealership every day with a new problem or concern.