scetti

Noun. Slang. A shortened word for spaghetti 🍝

Mom, what are we having for dinner? Scetti. What’s that? It’s a shortened word for spaghetti.

prestidigitationater

Noun. Another name for a magician.

The prestidigitationater put in a good show at the birthday party.

Thot patrol officer

Noun. A highly skilled carefully chosen group of men who are able to sniff out thots out of thin air.

A thot woman unwittingly walks up to a random guy or so she thought. He’s actually a thot patrol officer. She says to him hey do you know where I can score some free sex? He says no, go away. I don’t want you around me or my friends.

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Adlib

Verb. A basic step in ballroom dancing to let you fully get around the dance floor by navigating corners.

In order to get from one place to the other on the dance floor the dancers used an adlib.

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Idk I just work here

Slang. It’s what you say if you don’t want to work when you’re at your job.

Hey. Excuse me. Hi can I help you? Yes I’m looking for aisle 8. Idk I just work here.

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hswd

Verb. Slang. Having sex while driving. Your car is now a hotel on wheels!

Cop: you know why I’m stopping you? Couple:no
Cop: hswd couple: oh! Having sex while driving

cleaning

Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.

If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol