padlock

Noun. Slang. It’s how women prevent tampon theft.

Hey! She’s stealing my tampons! She won’t get far. Why not? I have a padlock on them!

grtc

Slang. Gargantuan raging thunder cunt. It’s the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. Aunt Flo isn’t very nice to her. She has pms 24/7!

Girl: don’t touch my shit! Guy: stfu you grtc! What’s a grtc? Gargantuan raging thunder cunt!
You’re the ultimate example of of super mega crabby ass bitch. You have pms 24/7!

pubic affuction

Slang. It’s when a hooker fucks someone in public.

Pimp: I have a job for you. Hooker: what is it?

Pimp: show some pubic affuction. Hooker: what’s that? Pimp: fucking someone in public. Hooker: awesome!

Wts

Slang. Way too sexy. It’s what you say when you see an overly attractive woman.

Bro! Did you see her? Yeah! She’s Wts!

I.r.l.p.

Acronym. Internet radio linking project. The aim of this project is to reliably and inexpensively link amateur radio systems without the use of RF links, leased lines, or satellites.
The IRLP uses Voice-Over-IP (VoIP) custom software and hardware. Coupled with the power of the Internet, IRLP will link your repeater site or simplex station to the world in a simple and cost effective way.

IRLP operates a worldwide network of dedicated servers and nodes offering very stable worldwide voice communications between hundreds of towns and cities. All this with unsurpassed uptimes and the full dynamic range of telephone quality audio.

The amateur radio operator was talking to a friend in England in the I.r.l.p.

Piggy bank

Noun. It’s how cops save their money. The pig part being the cop.

How do cops save their money? They use a piggy bank. The pig part being the cop.

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load makers

Noun. Slang. A womans genitals.

Boyfriend: I wish I was there to fondle with your load makers! Girlfriend: Wym? A woman’s genitals.