i’d pork her

Slang. It literally means you want to fuck her. transitive Vulgar Slang. To engage in sexual intercourse with (another). Used especially of a man. Origin of pork. Middle English from Old French porc pig from Latin porcus ; see porko- in Indo-European roots.

She’s so hot I’d pork her! Wym pork her? I’ll literally fuck her!

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c.o.s.y.w.

Slang. Cream of some young woman. It’s when a guy puts cum from a younger woman on his face.

Bro! What’s that on your face?! c.o.s.y.w. Wtf is that?! Cream of some young woman. It’s female cum

los locos

Noun. The crazy ones. Fictional Mexican gangsters from the movie Short Circuit.

Los Locos kick your ass! Los locos kick your face! Los locos kick your balls into outer space!

Gayyhound

Noun. Slang. A girly race dog. Instead of a greyhound.

Look at that girly race dog! What do ya call it? It’s a Gayyhound! Instead of a greyhound.

the all queer alarm

Slang. Noun. It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Hayyy! Is the coast clear? No tornado? Idk I haven’t heard the all queer alarm. The what?! Wym? It’s how gays know that it’s safe to come out after a natural disaster. Instead of the all clear alarm.

Tirdy pointer

Noun. A 30 point buck. It’s Canadian slang.

Oh yeah dere hey! Watch out for dem tirdy pointers

sdlm

Noun. Slang. Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker. Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time.

I told you to take out the trash! I don’t want to! You’re a sdlm! Wym? Stupid dumb lazy motherfucker! Someone who is dumb and lazy at the same time. FUCK YOU!

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