Extended Release

The Release of flatulence from tightly sealed clothing. Ex. Athletic Pants, Wet Suits, Ski Pants, etc. after being contained for an extended period of time.

Guy 1: Dude I was ripping them left and right during our game today.

Guy 2: Really?

Guy 1: Yea, when I took off my pants to get in the shower, I got hit so hard by a blast of extended release, my eyebrows burned off.

Guy 2: Damn, Nice.

K2

The fastest, lightest, and sickest brand of Skis out there.

Dude, you get your K2's yet?
Hell yea, they freaking rip

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