Adlib

Verb. A basic step in ballroom dancing to let you fully get around the dance floor by navigating corners.

In order to get from one place to the other on the dance floor the dancers used an adlib.

8👍 13👎

Idk I just work here

Slang. It’s what you say if you don’t want to work when you’re at your job.

Hey. Excuse me. Hi can I help you? Yes I’m looking for aisle 8. Idk I just work here.

16👍 36👎

hswd

Verb. Slang. Having sex while driving. Your car is now a hotel on wheels!

Cop: you know why I’m stopping you? Couple:no
Cop: hswd couple: oh! Having sex while driving

cleaning

Slang. Verb. Another way of saying masturbating.

If your mom knows you're in your room trying to masturbate just say I'm "cleaning ". Why would I lie to her? You got it wrong bro. Wym? It's another way of saying masterbating. Oh lol

lose the 'tude dude

Slang. It's how a guy says lose the attitude.

Son! Yeah dad? Did you take the books back to the library?

No! You're not my boss! Lose the 'tude dude
Wym? It's how a guy says lose the attitude

Dodge butt ram

Noun. Slang. A gays favorite truck. It’s supposed to be a Dodge Ram but because he’s gay it’s a dodge butt ram.

Straight guy: there it goes! Gay guy: there what goes? Straight guy: Dodge butt ram

gay guy: why would you tell me that?

Straight guy: it’s your favorite truck!

Gay guy: yeah you’re right!

fuckin.i.s.h.

Noun. Slang. Fuckin Illinois shit head. It’s someone from Illinois you hate because of how bad they drive.

Have you heard about how badly people drive in Illinois? Yeah it’s bad down there. Yeah there’s a lot of fuckin.i.s.h. What’s fuckin.i.s.h.? Fuckin Illinois shit head. It’s someone from Illinois you hate because of how bad they drive. Oh ok lol