16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69

Slang. Obviously if you have sex with a 16 year old you’re going to jail for 20 years. If you have sex with a 20 year old you’re getting 69 or oral sex!

Dude! She’s 16! Don’t touch her. Go for that girl. She’s 20. Don’t you know 16 gets you 20 but 20 gets you 69?!

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Adze

Noun. A tool similar to an ax with an arched blade at right angles to the handle, used for cutting or shaping large pieces of wood.

The wood worker used his adze diligently to make a wooden sculpture.

dork wrench

Noun. A geek’s favorite tool. Whenever a geek fixes something he uses a dork wrench.

Geek: pass that dork wrench. Friend: The what?

Geek: the dork wrench. Aka my favorite tool

sdltm

Slang. Seriously don’t lie to me. It’s what you say when you think someone is lying to you.

Woman: did you cheat on me? Man: nope. Woman: sdltm

r u mcserious

Slang. It’s another way of saying are you serious but only for former or current McDonald’s workers.

Hey we got 10 double cheeseburgers going out! R u mcserious?!

twin header

Slang. The act of fucking more than 1 set of female twins in a 24 hour period.

Boyyy! I had me a twin header! What’s that?! I fucked a set of twins at 2:30 this morning. Then I fucked another set of twins at 10:30! Bro! You’re a beast!

Ftpcsftu

Slang. Fuck the police coming straight from the underground or aka resistance against police.

Why do cops harass people? Idk but Ftpcsftu!