Cruck

Slang. Noun. Half car half truck.

Whatchu driving bro? A cruck. Huh? Half car half truck.

3 rings of marriage

Slang. The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. The first part is the engagement ring. Only the beginning. Nothing bad. Yet. The second part is the marriage ring. It’s getting worse. The last part is the worst. The suffering. Most people don’t like being married but try to tolerate it. If you really love your partner then go for it! On the flip side, if you don’t like your marriage then don’t stick around and suffer!

What are the 3 rings of marriage? The engagement ring the marriage ring n the suffering. It starts out by getting engaged to be married. Then after engagement comes the married life. After the married life comes the suffering. Most people who don’t like being married get divorced. If they love their partner they stick around. Words of wisdom: if you don’t like the married life then don’t get married!

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shebagdad

Noun. A ghetto place in Sheboygan County Wisconsin where crime is too common.

There’s too much crime in Wisconsin! You think that’s bad, take a trip to shebagdad. Where’s that? It’s a A ghetto place in Sheboygan County Wisconsin where crime is too common.

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Roucus

Noun. A Ford focus made into a sleeper Roush car.

Damn dude nice car! What is it? Roucus. What’s a Roucus? Ford focus made into a sleeper Roush car.

unga dugga

Slang. Noun. Another word for power or torque.

Hey, did you get my lug nuts off? No. Why? Because I didn’t use enough unga dugga. What’s unga dugga? It’s another word for power or torque. Oh ok.

craftyism

Slang. Acronym. Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can.

Dad: can you please sweep the floor, take out the trash, and clean the garage? Son: yes but can you repeat that? Dad: why? Son: I have craftyism.

Dad: what’s craftyism? Son: Can’t remember a fuckin thing yet I still manage. It literally means although you have a shitty memory you do the best you can. Dad: oh ok.

extra virgin oil

Slang. Noun. It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins.

Creep: hand me that extra virgin oil please. Girl: why do you call it that? It’s what pedophiles use on their pasta. The extra virgin part is when the girls he likes are very young inexperienced virgins. Girl: you’re a pathetic creepy guy who’s going to live with his mom for the rest of his life! Get tf away from me!

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