butt tornado

Noun. A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

Hey dude! Imma put on the a.c. and heated seats on at the same time. That’ll cause a butt tornado. What’s a butt tornado? It’s A low pressure system that happens only when you turn on a.c. and heated seats at the same time.

Karenette

Noun. A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.

In other news a 21 year old Karenette was arrested for drunk driving. What’s a Karenette? A young Karen in training to be an actual Karen.

t.i.v.

Noun. Tornado intercept vehicle. It’s a specialized armored car designed to withstand intense tornadic winds. The Tornado Intercept Vehicle 1 (TIV 1) and Tornado Intercept Vehicle 2 (TIV 2) are vehicles used to film with an IMAX camera from very close proximity to or within a tornado. They were designed by film director Sean Casey. On May 27, 2013, the TIV2 filmed the inside of a tornado in Kansas with Casey inside.

The t.i.v. Weighs 16,500 pounds and is an amazing invention.

muniey

Noun. Cop slang. Short for municipal warrant.

The dispatcher was running a criminals name. It came back with a muniey. The cop told the criminal hey you have a muniey. He says what’s a muniey? Cop said it’s cop slang for municipal warrant.

rizzstraining order

Slang. A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.

Dylan zippe has a rizzstraining order. Ex: what’s that? A creepy guy who has the rizz but he’s a stalker and he’ll earn a restraining order.

ssssupercharger

Noun. A gays favorite part of a fast car.

Straight guy: hey that car is sweet asf. How’s it so fast?

Gay guy: it has a ssssupercharger.

Rot before thot

Slang. It means rot in hell before choosing a thot who belongs to your bff.

Hey bro! She’s hot! Yeah but she belongs to my bff. So? So... rot before thot! Wym? I’ll rot in hell before I take my guys thot!

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